i like these little breaks from reality we’ve been taking
Just Give Me a Reason by P!nk
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened.
Oh nooooooo.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Let’s play make John Green NOT find the thing
okay I need to get up, make myself coffee, and see how bad the bedhead damage is
looking for alaska is the best
Everything john green rocks
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
what do you mean grand theft autumn isn’t the actual national anthem
