if you favorite more than one of my tweets in a 24 hour period, then I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you want the v

mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

meowjulie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

this dude is from mass, i can fucking tell

meowjulie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

this dude is from mass, i can fucking tell

photoshoppedreality:

My goal in life is to be such an Extreme Couponer that the store has to give me back enough money to pay off my student loans.

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

image

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

runenweib:

Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.

runenweib:

Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.

Soco Amaretto Lime
Brand New

safeforn0w:

and tonight will go on forever while we

walk around this town like we own the streets

and stay awake through summer like we own the heat

singing, “everybody wake up, it’s time to get down”

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

i like these little breaks from reality we’ve been taking

joelchoi101:

Just Give Me a Reason by P!nk